Collapsible Sidebars

As an experiment, I've modified the layout of Unbecoming Levity to use collapsible sidebars.  This allows me to use more screen real estate for the actual content of the articles.  What do you think of this look?  Better?  Worse?  Please share your comments…

Making collapsible sections was easy.  First I had to write a little javascript function which I called CComponentToggle.  Click this expander to see the necessary javascript:

When this function is called and passed an ID like “sample”, it goes and looks for an image with the ID “CCI_sample”.  It checks to see what the image looks like.  If it is an “expand” image (), that means the user is trying to expand a hidden section.  If it is a collapse image (), that means the user is trying to collapse a section.  Once it makes that determination, the function goes looking for an element with the ID “CCC_sample” and either makes it visible or invisible as necessary.  Then it modifies the original image the user clicked on to change the expander into a collapser or vice versa.

Pretty simple.  Of course I'm concerned about compatibility across different browsers, so if anyone can offer tips as to how to modify this function to make it as compatible as possible, I'm all ears.

C2 — Coke Teyewww…

When placing the order for our supply of soda at work here, my distributor said “Wanna try 'Coke 2'?”  Remembering the rave review given it by my friend James on Aces Full of Links, I said “Sure, why not?  Include a case of Coke 2 and we'll try it out.”  Well the C2 (I'm still not comfortable with how much that reminds me of C4) sat for days and only one can of it disappeared.  I'm not much of a Coke drinker but I figured today I would try it out…

It's been 10 minutes since I took a couple hearty swallows and my tongue still feels weird.  C2 is smoother than Coke Classic, sweeter, and just all around bad.  It reminded me of the nauseating beverage “Tab”.  There was a definite and long lasting Diet Cola-esque aftertaste that I'm still trying to get out of my mouth.  Even the mouth feel is not quite right… like I've been drinking spit or something.  Blech.

When I drink Coke, I think I'll stick to the sharper, cleaner flavor of Coke Classic.  More likely than not however, I won't drink Coke at all, and will instead quaff Canada Dry or Barq's Cream Soda.  Sorry, but this soda drinker's opinion is that C2 is gross, and I was more than happy to dump the undrunk portion down the drain.

Though I appear to be in the minority.  Just about every other site I visited where people talked about trying Coke 2, they loved it.  So don't take my word for it… try it yourself.

In other soda news testing the tooth rotting aspects of soda reveals that the darker colas (like Coke) are actually less harmful than ginger ale, or iced tea.  The kindest gentlest soda of all is apparently Root Beer.  According to the Academy of General Dentistry:

…Results from the study, which exposed healthy dental enamel to a variety of popular beverages over a period of 14 days, found that non-colas and canned iced tea were especially harmful. They contain flavor additives, such as malic, tartaric and other organic acids, which are more aggressive at eroding teeth. Root beer, which contains the least amount of flavor additives, was found to be the “safest soft drink to safeguard dental enamel.”…

…According to Cynthia Sherwood, DDS and AGD spokesperson, soda's combination of sugar and acidity can be lethal to teeth. Though the level of risk varies from person to person, Dr. Sherwood says, “Repeated exposure of soda through sipping over a long period of time increases the risk of getting a cavity.”…

All this soda talk has made me thirsty… I think I'll go grab a Barq's Root Beer.


And So It Grows…

My license plate collection continues to grow, a little bit each day.  I'm up to 22 plates and counting.  I've added a photo album to this blog for license plates to show my progress over time.  Click the thumbnail at left to see what it looks like at the time of this writing…

Hanging the plates has been a fun project that Lynnea and I can do together.  She tells me where each one goes and then I hang it, while she helps by handing me the tools as I need them.

The collection already includes a number of plates that are interesting or quirky: an Alaska plate for a trailer, a plate from the island of St. Croix, a dealer plate from Pennsylvania, a farm truck plate from Oklahoma, and a “sample” plate from Kentucky.  All the plates are from 1967, even the Kentucky sample which is in great shape.

The Kentucky “sample” is a special plate printed by the RMV to show what 1967 Kentucky plates would look like, but never hung on any vehicle.  Almost all states printed sample plates for certain years, and they are fairly rare, so this is a pretty cool plate.

I recently tracked down and ordered a 66/67 plate from Sonora Mexico… that should be cool!  Can't wait for that to come.


Five More Plates and a Kid

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There's my precious little one Neya, expressing her satisfaction at the arrangement of plates.  Each time new ones come in she helps me to hang them by deciding where each one will go and handing me the various things I need as I add them.

Five new 1967 plates came in today, starting after Virginia (second from the bottom in the left column) they are Arkansas, Kentucky, Indiana, Oklahoma, and Michigan.

The Kentucky plate is a “sample” which is to say, it was a special plate printed by the RMV but never hung on any vehicle.  Almost all states printed sample plates for certain years, and they are fairly rare, so this is a pretty cool plate.

The Oklahoma plate is not for a passenger car, but this “Farm Truck” plate was pretty neat looking so I decided to grab it.  I'll be getting a standard “Oklahoma is OK” plate sometime soon.

TR 11818 — 1967 Alaska Trailer

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This plate was not for a passenger car, but for a trailer to be towed behind a car or truck.  It's a small plate, about as tall as a 3″x5″ index card, but a little wider.  Maybe 3″x7″.  I still intend to get a regular 1967 Alaska plate but this one was a good deal and it was quirky and interesting (like the Manitoba Taxi) so I went for it.

This is the ninth and final plate to come in today.

Cheney's Advice to his Detractors: “Fuck Yourself”

The Washington Post details how Mr. Cheney lived up to his nickname “Dick” last week when he told democratic senator Leahy of Vermont to fuck himself after the senator asked some pointed questions about Cheney's connections to Halliburton, the company which has won many major contracts in the rebuilding of Iraq following the war of which Cheney was such an ardent supporter.  Got to hand it to Dick, he's got a way with words.

  • The Washington Post — Cheney Dismisses Critic With Obscenity
  • …On Tuesday, Cheney, serving in his role as president of the Senate, appeared in the chamber for a photo session. A chance meeting with Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (Vt.), the ranking Democrat on the Judiciary Committee, became an argument about Cheney's ties to Halliburton Co., an international energy services corporation, and President Bush's judicial nominees. The exchange ended when Cheney offered some crass advice.

    “Fuck yourself,” said the man who is a heartbeat from the presidency…

    Of course, this would be the same administration that has called for a higher level of discourse and civility.  This would be the same administration that promised to return honor and dignity to the White House.  What a laughingstock.  Hard to appreciate such high aims when the administration vehemently attacks and smears anyone and everyone of consequence who criticizes it, fairly or otherwise.

    Nice to know that when you get him a little riled, Dick's true colors shine through.  What a statesman.  What a diplomat.

  • The Washington Post — Cheney Dismisses Critic With Obscenity
  • …The Democratic National Committee has declared this to be “Halliburton Week” to portray administration ties to the controversial company. “Sounds like it's making somebody a little testy,” Kerry spokesman Chad Clanton said…

     Ya think?  Y'know given how much mud the administration's lackeys sling for them, you'd think they would be able to handle it better when some gets thrown back at them.  This story would be but minor curiousity if the Vice President came out today and said “I offer my apologies to Senator Leahy for speaking to him in such an unbecoming way.  Mr. Leahy's questions were highly inappropriate and questioned my integrity in a manner which I found personally insulting.”

    Except that's not what happened.  Remember, this is an administration which NEVER MAKES A MISTAKE.

  • The Washington Post — Cheney Defends Use Of Four-Letter Word
  • …Vice President Cheney on Friday vigorously defended his vulgarity directed at a prominent Democratic senator earlier this week in the Senate chamber.

    Cheney said he “probably” used an obscenity in an argument Tuesday on the Senate floor with Patrick J. Leahy (D-Vt.) and added that he had no regrets. “I expressed myself rather forcefully, felt better after I had done it,” Cheney told Neil Cavuto of Fox News. The vice president said those who heard the putdown agreed with him. “I think that a lot of my colleagues felt that what I had said badly needed to be said, that it was long overdue.”…

    Good old Fox News, the right-wing mouthpiece and propaganda dispenser, gives Cheney a forum in which to defend his telling an elected United States Senator representing the citizens of Vermont to fuck himself.  Not only does he think he should be excused for saying it, but indeed it was necessary and good for him to have said it.  It was “overdue”.

    I think we're overdue for a new administration, one that represents the will of the people.

  • The Washington Post — Cheney Defends Use Of Four-Letter Word
  • …David Carle, Leahy's spokesman, said: “It appears the vice president's previous calls for civility are now inoperative.”…

     Ya think?

    The politically charged blog Radical Left offered some interesting insights about this little flap.  I encourage you to read it.

    Peace…


    EDIT: James has an interesting article on this subject.


    Farenheit 9/11 — Review

    When I got home from Farenheit 9/11 last night it was very late and I just couldn't keep my eyes open long enough to write a review.  Especially since the next morning I needed to see my dear friend Brian off on his new adventure–a job in San Diego.  (Goodbye Brian… I'll miss you. )  At the party a number of people asked what I thought of the film, and I did promise to review it, so here goes…

    First, for those Americans who actually follow the news (and I mean really follow the news, not just blindly suckle the pap offered by Fox, NewsMax, and the like) there are no real surprises in this film.  We've all seen footage of Bush acting like a moron.  We all know there's no connection between Iraq and al-Qaida (or wasn't before we invaded and made it such a great place to recruit angry muslims who hate Americans).  We all know about the sickeningly close relationship between the Bushies and the Saudi royals.  Anyone surprised by anything this film shows hasn't been paying attention.

    Nonetheless I was surrounded by gasps and exclamations of surprise from the theatregoers around me.  I was like “What, you didn't KNOW that Bush was courting the Taliban for Unocal?  You didn't KNOW that Unocal was trying to build a trans-Afghanistan natural gas pipeline?  You didn't KNOW that shortly after Karzai was installed as president, he made all the necessary arrangements with his neighbors to begin constructing said pipeline?  You didn't KNOW that the new US blessed president of Afghanistan Hamid Karzai was a former Unocal staffer?  Well why the heck not?”

    For the naysayers who are going to crap all over this movie without having seen it (like for example Dan Bartlett, communications director for the whitehouse), before you get yourselves whipped up into a froth, I'd like to point out that most of it is simply news footage.  Granted it's footage the administration doesn't want you to see, and therefore you certainly won't have seen it in most American media.  But it's not “staged” for your benefit… it's real footage.  When you see Dubya standing there telling the wealthy elite that they are “his base”, it isn't Michael Moore in a George Bush costume… I promise.

    This movie is perhaps Michael Moore's best work, and definitely should be reviewed and experienced by Liberal and Conservative alike.  Will it change anybody's mind?  Come on.  People who love Bush are still going to love Bush, and vice versa.  But at the very least, this film will throw light on some things you may not have been paying attention to.


    Some other reviews:


    Shrek 2 — Review

    Well the tickets for the 7:30 show of Farenheit 9/11 were sold out so I ended up seeing Shrek 2 with my family and will be going back to the cinema for the 10:25 PM showing of Moore's documentary.  But I enjoyed Shrek 2, and if you liked the first Shrek, you probably will too…

    I admit I faced Shrek 2 with some trepidation.  Hordes of cranky children tend to upset the hordes of cranky grownups, of which I am one.   But things settled down once the movie started playing.

    I was pleasantly surprised.  Which is not to say the movie wasn't predictable.  In many ways it was, but there were a few surprises along the way that kept me guessing here and there.

    The basic synopsis is that Shrek and Fiona are invited to visit with Fiona's parents in the kingdom of Far Far Away shortly after returning from their honeymoon.  Despite Shrek's protestations that it is a bad idea, off they go, with Donkey in tow.  Predictably, as ogres they aren't particularly welcomed, and an insidious plot arises involving Fiona's father, her fairy godmother, and Prince Charming himself.  Apparently Fairy Godmother wants Fiona to marry Charming.  During his misadventures Shrek steals and consumes a magic potion, and then experiences the culture-shock of being handsome, and Antonio Banderas provides the voice of the insanely funny (not to mention cute) Puss in Boots.

    There's plenty of sight gags and humor for the kids, the required Politically Correct Moral Of The Story, and juvenile bathroom humor for the people who call themselves grownups, of which I am one.  Further, for movie buffs there are a number of gags and references to other films which will likely induce laughter, such as Puss's reprisal of a brief image from Flashdance.

    The soundtrack is great and often the choices of music will leave you chuckling.  I laughed out loud several times, it was definitely a lot of fun and I'd recommend it to anyone who wants to see Shrek and Fiona live happily ever after… er, again.