Papoose Pond Day 8 — Heading Home

6:39 AM: Well that's it. Downloaded the photos off the camera onto the laptop and have to help with the last of the packing. This was a nice trip… I'll miss this place. We will probably return here again sometime…

On the way home I started reading “Forty Signs of Rain” by Kim Stanley Robinson.  An interesting work of fiction about the very real problem of global warming.  I haven't yet figured out whether or not I like this book… it's very… different.

When we reached the Massachusetts border Pat was bushed so I took over driving.  By about 2 PM we were home with a few D'Angelos subs to munch on.  It's freaking HOT here, and I thought it was hot up in Maine… sheesh!

Our pets are in kennels and we can't get them until Monday, so for today and tomorrow, we have the house to ourselves.

After all the crap was hauled out of the car we were bushed and Pat passed out on the couch.  Later she went up to Lynnea's room to watch a movie and last time I checked they were both snoozing away.  It has been an exhausting but fun excursion.

I'm back.  The Unbecoming Hiatus is over.


Papoose Pond Day 7 — Taking Notes and Packing Up

Breakfast was delicious today! Hungry Jack pancakes with maple syrup, scrambled eggs with chopped tomatoes and scallions, and maple bacon on the side. Mmmmm.

I used the morning and the early afternoon to write up days 2-6 of this vacation, plus this portion of day 7. We need to be out by 10 AM tomorrow so the evening will be spent packing up.

All in all this has been a very nice vacation. Very relaxing. Neya has had the kids bedroom to herself with its four bunk beds. Joyce and Chuck has been sleeping in the master bedroom, and Pat and I have been sleeping on the foldaway sofa-bed under the ceiling fan.

This has suited me fine because I have easy access to the TV for late night movies or video games. Several days ago I watched the horror flick “Lake Placid“. It only occurred to be after I started watching it that it was about a 30 foot long crocodile living in a lake … in Maine.

Well it's about 5:20 PM now and time for dinner… all of the blog entries have been typed up to be posted tomorrow when I get home. Dinner is spaghetti. Yum! After that I've got to pack and build the fire for tonight. So after this there will likely be no more entries written. It's been fun. I will miss this place I think.

10:42 PM: Late night update–packing is going well. Pat's on a tear again. Lynnea took six more rides on the carousel tonight. My niece Samantha (who is Neya's age) stole the show at Karaoke Night in the movie tent with her rendition of “I Want Candy”. You should have seen her getting her thang on at the mic… I said to her Dad “You're gonna have to watch that one!”

Tonight's fire was pretty good, but short lived… there wasn't much firewood left. We had several pieces of corrugated cardboard from a box we had cut up, so I kept rolling pieces into artificial “paper logs” and stuffing those into the core. After awhile though we were down to whatever twigs and sticks I could scavenge from the ground around the camper. When I tired of that I said “That's it folks.” Neya and her cousins got to toast a few marshmallows and have fireside smores anyway. Nice closure to the week for them.

Neya's in bed now but her sunburn is bothering her. Poor kid. Time for another chapter of The Secret of Terror Castle!


Papoose Pond Day 6 — Prime Squares and Paddleboats

I woke up at 5 AM and couldn't get back to sleep. I had an idea. I have long had a mild interest in Magic Squares (a square filled with numbers such that all the rows, columns, and diagonals sum to the same value.) Sarah's book “In Code” discusses 3×3 magic squares like this one that uses the numbers 1 to 9, and sums to 15:

8 1 6
3 5 7
4 9 2

Apparently out of 362,880 (9!) possible arrangements this is the only unique solution. Well… technically there are 8 solutions, but the other 7 are all variants of this solution arising from rotations and reflections. In other words if you were to rotate this square 90 degrees to the left, you get another solution:

6 7 2
1 5 9
8 3 4

Since the square can be rotated into 4 different positions that gives you 4 variations of the same solution. Further, you can take the original square and flip or reflect it along the main diagonal like so:

8 3 4
1 5 9
6 7 2

And this solution can also be rotated into 4 different positions. So 1 solution or 8, depending on how you look at it. I prefer to call it 1 solution.

A lot of research has already been done into magic squares so I started looking at squares of primes (call them “prime squares”). Could I take the first 9 primes and arrange them in a 3×3 square so that every row, column, and diagonal summed to a prime? The answer to that question is NO. The first prime is 2, and all the other primes are odd. Thus any row, column, or diagonal with 2 in it would result in two odd numbers being added to an even number. Two odds plus one even yields another even number, Since 2 is the only even prime, it just wasn't going to work.

So I started looking at the first 9 primes after 2 (AKA: 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, and 29). Using Excel on Pat's laptop I tried many arrangements of these primes but was unable to find one that worked. No matter how I swapped the numbers around, one or more columns, rows, or diagonals would break (sum to a composite number.)

Eventually I decided I was going to have to try a brute force search. Since the table could be easily represented as an array of 9 numbers I wrote some routines in Visual Basic to fully permute such an array, test all the resulting squares and discard any solutions that were simply rotations or reflections of previous solutions.

It turns out that for 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, and 29 there are 116 solutions (928 if you count variants). Here's one:

A Prime Square
 
3
5
11
17
7
13
23
29
19
19
37
71
41
43
41
43
29

(The blue cells in the corners show the totals of the diagonals, the other blue cells show the totals of the appropriate columns and rows. As you can see, everything adds up to a prime.) 116… that's a lot of solutions! Then I tried 9 consecutive primes starting at 5: 545 solutions. Starting at 7: 456 solutions. I kept going… were there any that had only one solution?

My first surprise came at 23. The number of solutions for 9 consecutive primes beginning at 23 is zero. I guess there is no way to arrange 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, and 59 in a 3×3 square so that all row, column, and diagonal totals are prime.

I pushed on looking for a square with only one solution. I passed a number that had no solutions, and as I progressed the numbers of solutions got closer and closer to 1… for 53: 10, for 79: 4, for 107: 3, for 199: 2. Finally at 419, the 81'st prime I found a series of 9 consecutive primes that had only 1 possible arrangement in a 3×3 square such that all row, column, and diagonal totals were prime:

Prime Square 419
 
421
439
431
449
419
433
457
461
443
1291
1301
1361
1301
1327
1319
1307
1283

I realized I had the makings of 3 integer sequences that might be possible candidates for inclusion in the OEIS:

    S1.

    a(n) = The number of solutions (excluding rotations and reflections) for a series of 9 consecutive primes beginning with the n'th prime arranged in a 3×3 square such that all row, column, and diagonal totals are prime.

      0, 116, 545, 456, 352, 276, 265, 190, 0, 86, 96, 117, 70, 139, 68, 10, 48, 78, 40, 196, 15, 4, 0, 21, 7, 34, 20, 3, 21, 4, 9, 97, 55, 3, 26, 4, 0, 3, 28, 81, 85, 0, 19, 7, 3, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3, 0, 23, 20, 2, 4, 5, 4, 0, 2, 7, 0, 11, 4, 0, 19, 0, 10, 0, 0, 0, 4, 9, 2, 7, 10, 11, 24, 1, …
    S2.

    a(n) = The n'th starting prime for which there are no solutions in S1.

      2, 23, 83, 157, 181, 211, 223, 227, 229, 233, 239, 251, 283, 311, 331, 347, 353, 359, 367, 421, 431, 433, 439, 443, 461, 463, 467, 503, 521, 541, 547, 557, 577, 587, 593, 599, 601, 619, 631, 641, 647, 677, 683, 691, 701, 709, 719, 727, 733, 797, 809, 811, 821, …
    S3.

    a(n) = The n'th starting prime for which there is only one solution in S1.

      419, 617, 827, 1097, 1187, 1229, 1487, 1531, 1609, 1669, 1811, 2143, 2243, 2251, 2311, 2539, 2677, 2693, 2707, 2713, 2819, 2953, 3203, 3221, 3539, …

Not bad for a morning's figuring. Time for a delicious breakfast of Hungry Jack pancakes!

After breakfast I took Neya to the beach for a couple hours to let her paddle about. It was hot and sunny. We made sand castles and I showed her how to make turrets by dribbling wet sand. Later I enjoyed the sights (i.e. bikini-watching) while writing up day 1 of this record.

When Pat got back from the store we rented a paddleboat (4$ plus 20$ deposit for a half hour ride) and went out on the pond with Lynnea. These boats use pedals that you manipulate with your feet just like riding a bicycle which in turn drives paddlewheels under the boat.

Steering is accomplished (in theory) by means of a handle mounted front and center in the boat. Presumably this controls some sort of rudder beneath the craft. Pat and I quickly discovered that there was no “straight ahead” settings on this handle. The boat was always turning no matter where you placed the handle. Further there was a substantial delay between any change in handle position and any response from the craft. Not at all like driving a car. Eventually we found that we could approximate “straight ahead” by toggling the handle left and right as we paddled.

After a half hour in the boat we were overheated and exhausted. Pedaling in those things is hard work! Pat took Neya back to the camper and I went to the store to get Neya a pail and shovel to use on the beach tomorrow.

Dinner was a juicy steak seasoned with balsamic vinaigrette dressing in solitude. All of Pat's family went to a clam boil. I don't like boiled clam dinner so I stayed at the camper and relaxed with a little DOAX on the XBOX. Niceh spikuh!

Thursday night we had a very good campfire. Joyce (my mother in law) picked up a bag of kindling dowels. This gave me just what I needed to get a core with hot wood coals in it. Thanks Joyce!

My sisters in law Barbara and Kristina along with me, Patty, Lynnea, and my nieces Breanna and Samantha all toasted marshmallows. It was nice (and yummy!)


Papoose Pond Day 5 — Woodchucks, Omelets, Campfires, and Babies

Took a trip with my father in law out to Hannaford Supermarket in Norway, ME to buy fixings for omelets that I had promised to make for everyone. On the way back we stopped at a redemption center so Chuck (my father-in-law… yes he has the same name as me) could turn in the various bottles from the trip thus far.

There were posters on the walls at the redemption center featuring famous race-car drivers and their vehicles. One was a gray-haired older man wearing a racing outfit advertising VIAGRA. The car was similarly decorated. I asked Dad “How'd you like to be the guy who has to drive the Viagramobile? I hear that car is very hard… to drive.”

Later we stopped for firewood which turned out to be cut pine branches ranging from diameters between 2 inches and 5 inches thick. Everything was pretty green and fresh… nothing really dry. “FIREWOOD: TOOT HORN” the sign said. So we tooted our horn. Immediately an 8 year old kid came running out of the house to accept our payment and load the wood into the back of the Subaru. Moments later his Dad showed up to help. Both the kid and his Dad were named Charlie, and I let them know that both I and my father in law were also “Charlies”. I thought it funny, there we were, four Chucks all together… chucking wood.   Hee hee hee…

Back at the camper I made what you might call “Southwestern Omelets” for everyone. It's nothing special really… you chop up scallions, peppers, and tomatoes (minus the meats), then you beat two eggs, sprinkle in some of the chopped veggies and black pepper, and pour into a small frying pan that has been heating butter. Let it cook until the top of the eggs are slightly wet. Then throw a pat of butter on, and sprinkle with grated cheese. Carefully fold the omelet over so that the cheese is inside. Once folded the omelet is ready in about a minute.

Yum. They were a hit.

This was our first night with a fire. The wood wasn't very good though. It was pretty green and full of resin. It did not want to burn and when it did it sparked and cracked a lot, spitting hot coals everywhere.

Usually I build an excellent fire, but with no kindling and no way to split the logs (nobody remembered to bring a hatchet) it was very hard to make the core hot enough to keep the fire going. This time, I'm sorry to say, much lighter fluid was required.

Once it was finally going it was nice. We sat around it, me and some of Pat's family, chatting about whatever. My sister-in-law Barbara was there with her 7-month-old baby, Sean. He was sleepy but fighting it for all he was worth. Eventually we all took turns rocking him and singing to him until he fell asleep.

Later Lynnea confessed to me that she wished she were a baby again so that Pat and I could carry her and sing to her. Awwww. I rocked her in a chair for awhile and sang to her. “Hey Nonny Nonny” (AKA: Sigh No More, Ladies) has been our special song since she was born. Then when I put her to bed I told her that if she were a baby again she wouldn't be able to do many of the things she loves doing now. Then we read another chapter from The Three Investigators: Secret of Terror Castle (the first book in the 3I series.) She seemed to feel better after that.


Papoose Pond Day 4 — Have fun Dammit!

After another trip to the pond with Lynnea, the boys dropped by for more Magic and then some more HALO, and more of Jake's big mouth. So we switched to MechAssault for awhile and I discovered that, when losing, Jake shuts up. What a welcome break. Then we played “grinder” mode where two players fight cooperatively against more and more powerful attackers. That was fun. Finally we switched to DOAX (Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball). Corey was pretty good at volleyball but it definitely was not Jake's game.

At 6 PM I took Lynnea to the carousel (at her request). She tried to chicken out once we got there but I was determined that she would give it a try. Neya is afraid to try new things sometimes… probably gets that from me.

“You're going to try it Lynnea, I'll go on with you and you'll have fun.”

Lynnea had a BLAST.   I think it is safe to say that she will be back on the carousel in the future. Afterward she admitted that her fears were unfounded (or as she put it, “silly”.)


Papoose Pond Day 3 — Neya Goes Wading…

RELAXED. Finished “In Code“. Marvelous book! You go Sarah!

Took Lynnea to the pond to let her wade and soak her toes at the end of the paddleboat docks. Neya says she'd like to try out the paddleboats but today is kind of cloudy and her mother is not about… off shopping with the girls.

We spot many small fish, freshwater mussels, and freshwater snails.

On the beach are a pair of young girls (14 or 15 maybe?) who are practicing doing flips, tumbles, and cartwheels. They're really good at it! Must be gymnasts or something.

Back at the camper I started reading Thunderhead by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. On the cover there is a review quote: Chilling… redefines 'page-turner.' — Denver Rocky Mountain News. A hundred pages in it became extremely clear that this novel was a piece of crap. Boring and utterly two-dimensional characters stumbling through a bland unidirectional and predictable plot. Couple this with poor writing and you get a book that I am not going to trouble myself with any further. Thunderhead goes back in the bag. Next time I donate books or have a yard sale, this one is gone. Redefines page-turner? I'll say, if the new definition is “painfully boring”, that is.

After chucking Thunderhead into the bag, I took Neya, 2 of my nieces, and 1 of my nephews to play miniature golf. That was nice. Unfortunately Lynnea was afraid to try it. She was afraid that she would “mess up” and then be embarrassed. *Sigh*

Dinner was more chili. Mmmm.