So on Wednesday I was stuck in a traffic jam on route 2 and glanced over at the vehicle next to me. It was a red subaru with a vanity plate that said ETHICS. I wondered why someone would put that on their plate. Are they trying to make a statement? Could the driver be an ethics teacher or preacher or something? Curious.
The next day I was stuck in a traffic jam on route 2 and glanced over at the vehicle next to me. It was a red subaru with a vanity plate that said ETHICS. 
Weird. Somebody trying to tell me something?
Probably a Republican. They think labels equal truth. You know, like the clean skies initiative? It increases pollution limits, but it's CALLED clean skies, so clearly they did a good deed.
Maybe we should have called the Kerry campaign “Operation American Freedom”.
Either that or it was one of those preachy Democrats
Wow, what are the odds of you finding the only two red Subarus with the same vanity plate like that? Oh wait a minute…
I saw a car yesterday with the plate “VANESA” on it. True story.