Spam sucks hairy dog balls. Okay, I'm not referring to the Hormel Product innocently lampooned by Monty Python all those years ago and then trampled by popular culture. I'm referring to e-mail spam…
At home it isn't much of a problem because RegisterSite.com allows me to set up new email addresses on the fly and ditch them just as easily. At work I get all the spam sent to my work address, but our spam filter here is pretty good, and at least it all gets labeled, ignored and tossed in a folder. It can be misleading to check my mail and see “Receiving message 1 of 67″, because usually after all the mail has been downloaded, the messages which weren't spam number perhaps 2 or 3 in total. That's a lot of spam.
Anyway, why am I talking about this? I just checked the spam folder for my work email. I like to clean it out every now and then. The last time I cleaned it was December 8, 2004 — 45 days ago. There are now 2014 messages in the folder. The total number of legitimate messages in my inbox for the same time period? 326.
This means I receive on average about 52 e-mails a day, and of those, about 7 are legitimate. The remaining 45 messages a day are spam. This means that 86% of the communications in my mailbox is crap from annoying fucks who want my money.
Welcome to the information age, we have assholes here too.
Note: in the time it took to write this post, the number of messages in the spam folder increased to 2016. Deleting this crap will be a pleasure.