Today Bush, remarking on the cease fire between Israel and Hezbollah, was quoted as saying: “The first reaction of course of Hezbollah and its supporters is to declare victory. I guess I would have done the same thing if I were them.  Sometimes it takes people awhile to come to the sober realization of what forces create stability and what don't…”

In other news, about 50% of Americans suffered a loss of consciousness this afternoon due to a massive overdose of irony.